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  • The Skin Graft

    A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor […] More

  • All I want is a beer

    One Friday night, a 17-year-old boy went into a bar and sat down at a table in the corner of the pool room. When the waitress walked over to his table, the teenager said: “Gimme a beer.” The waitress eyed him for a moment and said: “Look, sonny. Do you want to get me in […] More

  • Who is your dad?

    A kid was crying sitting outside his house. A passer by asked: Why are you crying? Kid: My parents are fighting inside the house. Passer By: Who is your dad? Kid: That is what the fight is about. More

  • It’s in the book!

    He: If you give me your number, I could call you sometime. She: It’s in the book. He: Great! What’s your name? She: That’s in the book, too. More

  • How they like it

    Chris and Pat are in their residence listening to the neighbor’s dog, who has been barking for hours and hours. Finally, Chris jumps up and says, “I’ve had enough of this!” He rushes downstairs and a bit of time passes before he finally returns. Pat says, “The dog is still barking, What have you been […] More

  • Unlike the other fathers

    The big shot CEO was in the waiting room of the maternity ward of the hospital. Unlike the other fathers who paced the floor nervously, he sat poring over papers and checking his laptop computer constantly. After several hours, the nurse interrrupted his work. “It’s a boy, sir!” she said. “Well,” snapped the CEO, without […] More

  • Alaska affair

    These two guys had both just got divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again. They got up there and went into a […] More

  • Where’s Susie

    A little girl asked her mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?” Her mom says, “No, because the dog is in heat.” “What’s that mean?” asked the child. “Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.” The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, can […] More

  • Does your Mother…

    A college student picked up his date at her parent’s home. He’d scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu – appetizers, lobster, champagne… the works. Finally, he asked her, “Does your Mother feed you like this at home?” […] More

  • Little Johnny

    Little Johnny is in the bath having a wank when his mother walks in. “What the hell do you think you are doing!” she says. To which he replies, “Mum, it’s mine and I’ll wash it as fast as I like.” More

  • Happy Dad

    A mother and father read a bedtime story of a king to their five-year-old son. As the story concludes, the son says, “Mom, I also want five wives. One will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me…” Mom: “And one will put you to sleep!” Son: “No mom, I will still sleep with you.” […] More

  • We Want It Back

    A U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California. The captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, “Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?” One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and replies, “We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by […] More

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