August 2016

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  • What Is Your Bed Number

    In a Psychiatric Hospital, a Journalist asks the Doctor: “How do you determine whether to admit a person as a patient or not? Dr: Well … we’d fill a bathtub with water and then give a teaspoon, a glass and a bucket to the patient and ask them to empty the bathtub. Journalist: Oh, obviously […] More

  • Accident policy

    An insurance agent approaches a cowboy, trying to sell him an accident policy. The agent inquires, “Have you ever had an accident?” “Never,” the cowboy responds. “However, just recently a horse kicked in two of my ribs, and back a couple years ago a rattlesnake bit my ankle.” “Wouldn’t you call these accidents?” says the […] More

  • It’s in the Smile

    A boy met a girl…. Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy (smiling): Why thank you… are you single? Girl: No, I am a dentist. More

  • Hi, Daddy!

    A housewife with three young children was getting dinner ready when the phone rang. The six-year-old picked it up and said, “Hi, Daddy!” and she began telling him about her day. She then passed the phone to her brother and sister as was the custom whenever Daddy called from work. When it was finally the […] More

  • What kind of filling?

    A little boy called Ben was taken to the dentist. Examination revealed that Ben had a cavity, which needed filling. “Now, young man,” asked the dentist, “what kind of filling would you like for that tooth, amalgam or composite?” “I would prefer chocolate, please,” replied Ben. More

  • Well behaved

    First Lady: “My son is very well behaved.” Second Lady: “How can you say that? Wasn’t he arrested and imprisoned for 5 years.” First Lady: “Yes, but he got out after 2 years for good behavior inside the jail.” More

  • What’s The Difference

    What’s the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist? If you say, ‘I hate my mother’, a psychiatrist will ask, “Why do you say that?” Whereas a psychologist will say, “Thank you for sharing that with us.” More

  • You did a great job

    The homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house. “You did a great job,” he said and handed the man a check. “Also, in order to thank you, here’s an extra $80 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie.” Later that night, the doorbell […] More

  • Not eating chicken

    A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn’t a chicken […] More

  • What did you do?

    Two old ladies met in the supermarket. After inquiring about each other’s health, the conversation turned to their respective husbands. “Oh,” said one, “Bert died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped dead in the middle of the vegetable patch.” “Oh, […] More

  • After waiting..

    The doctor’s office was crowded as usual, but the doctor was moving at his usual snail’s pace. After waiting two hours, an old man slowly stood up and started walking toward the door. “Where are you going?” the receptionist called out. “Well,” he said, “I figured I’d go home and die a natural death.” More

  • Help me!

    A waiter suddenly became ill and was rushed to the hospital. He was lying on the operating table in extreme pain when he saw an intern go by. “Doctor, help me!” pleaded the waiter. “Sorry,” replied the intern. “That isn’t my table.” More

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