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The king

A servant enrolled his donkey in a race & won. The local paper read: ‘SERVANT’s A*S WON’. The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey. He gave the donkey to the queen. The local paper then read:”QUEEN HAS THE BEST A*S IN TOWN”. The king fainted. Queen sold ... Read More »

Deer Hunting!

It was Sunday morning when Bill, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go nail the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Judy, sitting there, fully decked out in camouflage overalls. Bill asks her, “Ummm, What are you up to?” Judy ... Read More »

Sunny morning

It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! “Who’s been eating my porridge?” he squeaks. Father Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into ... Read More »

Circling Sharks!

Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking? Another educational story about parents teaching kids. Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. “Follow me son” the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. “First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our ... Read More »

Confused parrot

A magician on a cruise liner had a parrot, who’d seen all the magician’s tricks a jillion times, long ago having figured out the magic behind the magician’s disappearing acts. The parrot got bored, his owner growing stale and not developing any new tricks that the parrot couldn’t figure out. One night in the middle of the magician’s performance, the ... Read More »

The Lion’s Wedding

A lion was getting married. At his wedding was a mouse shouting away and congratulating the lion, “All the best my brother…. good luck…..” Seeing the mouse shouting away claiming that the lion getting married is his brother another Lion grabs the mouse and asks, “Who the hell do you think you are? How can a lion be your brother?” ... Read More »

Intelligent dog !

A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, “We`ve got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning.” Her husband replied, “Well, lots of dogs can do that.” The wife responded, ” But we`ve never subscribed to any papers!” Read More »

Thanksgiving turkey

One Thanksgiving, a friend and I were walking down a main street in Albany when a man comes up to me and gives me a turkey and says, “Happy Thanksgiving!” Without hesitation my friend knocks him out. I asked my friend why he punched the nice man. My friend said, “He gave you the bird!” Read More »

Lion`s Green Card

In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day. The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo. The lion was so happy and started thinking of a ... Read More »

Crow Kills!

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone’s relief, confirmed the problem was definitely not Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts. However, during ... Read More »

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