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Flying Turtle

Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on ... Read More »

Duck Hunting!

Three doctors went duck hunting and a bird flew overhead. The general practitioner looked at it and said, “Looks like a duck, flies like a duck… it’s probably a duck,” and he took a shot at it but missed and the bird flew away. When the next bird came into view, the pathologist looked at it, then through the pages ... Read More »

The guilt!

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor`s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit ... Read More »

Too fast !!

A snail was moving along the beach when he happened to look back behind him and saw three turtles wearing leather jackets. After moving along for about four weeks, the snail looked back again and saw that the three turtles were still there and closing in on him. So, the snail picked up his pace. After about six more weeks, ... Read More »

Surprising the cow

The farmer and his wife are entertaining the local bigwigs when their son runs in and announces to his father in a loud voice, “Dad, dad, the bull’s f**king the cow.” After a moment of shocked silence, the farmer turns to his son and calmly says, “Next time, son, be a little less explicit. You should have said. “The bull is surprising the cow. That ... Read More »

The king

A servant enrolled his donkey in a race & won. The local paper read: ‘SERVANT’s A*S WON’. The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey. He gave the donkey to the queen. The local paper then read:”QUEEN HAS THE BEST A*S IN TOWN”. The king fainted. Queen sold ... Read More »

Deer Hunting!

It was Sunday morning when Bill, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go nail the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Judy, sitting there, fully decked out in camouflage overalls. Bill asks her, “Ummm, What are you up to?” Judy ... Read More »

Sunny morning

It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! “Who’s been eating my porridge?” he squeaks. Father Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into ... Read More »

Circling Sharks!

Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking? Another educational story about parents teaching kids. Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. “Follow me son” the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. “First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our ... Read More »

Confused parrot

A magician on a cruise liner had a parrot, who’d seen all the magician’s tricks a jillion times, long ago having figured out the magic behind the magician’s disappearing acts. The parrot got bored, his owner growing stale and not developing any new tricks that the parrot couldn’t figure out. One night in the middle of the magician’s performance, the ... Read More »

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