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Two Friends

Two friends are talking and one says to the other, “I am so tired of people not understanding what I’m talking about.” His friend asks, “What do you mean?” Read More »

Strange People Are Here

There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in. After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen to see how her son was doing in his new life. ‘I’m fine, ‘ Angus said. ‘But there are some really strange people living ... Read More »

Flowers Again

As he was standing in line at the grocery store checkout counter, a friend of John’s noticed he was purchasing a dozen roses and a card. “You in trouble with Jill?” the friend asked John. “Nope!” was John’s reply. “Preventive maintenance.” Read More »

Check Your Levels

A man enters the kitchen, opens the sugar box, looks inside and closes it. He does it again and again. Why? Because the doctor told him to check his sugar levels regularly. Read More »

Old Josh

Old Josh was sat in his garden, sunbathing in the deck chair when he noticed his grand-son kneeling on the lawn with a worm. When he asked his grandson what he was doing, he found that he was trying to push the worm down the hole from which it came. “If you can get that worm back in that hole ... Read More »

School fund

A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.Smith. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Mr. Smith asked: “What is the usual tip?” “Well,” replied the youth, “this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I’ll be doing great.” “Is that ... Read More »

Chinese Products!

A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away. At the funeral house, the African woman kept crying and saying, “I KNEW IT !!! I KNEW IT !!!” A family member pulled her aside and asked, “What did you know?” She replied, “That, Chinese products don’t last long!!!” Read More »

Star power…

Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project — an action docudrama about famous composers starring top movie stars. Sylvester Stallone, Steven Seagal, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger being courted for the top roles. Spielberg really hoped to have the box office “oomph” of these superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to select the composers they would portray, as ... Read More »

Flowers

A woman tells her friend that Interflora just delivered a bunch of flowers from her husband. “Now I guess he’ll want me to spend the entire weekend on my back with my legs in the air” “Why?” asks her friend “Don’t you have a vase?” Read More »

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