2014
Yearly Archives
Latest stories
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Students’ behavoiur in different Classes
1st-3rd: Hey! I studied everything for exams. 4th-6th: Hey! That question was very hard so I didn’t attempt it. 7th-10th: Hey! Studied only important questions. 11th: I think 4 chapters are enough to get passing marks. 12th: Which exam is tomorrow? College: Crazy guys! At least you should have told me that there’s an exam […] More
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Broken Arm
Two doctors were discussing a case in a mental ward. The first doctor asked what had triggered such a profound depressive psychosis in the patient. The second one answered, “He’s a lawyer. One day at home, he started to think about how much money he’d screwed his partners and clients out of over the last […] More
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Political Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” The witness stared out the window as though he hadn’t hear the question. “Isn’t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” […] More
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Use it
A married couple is travelling by car from Victoria to Prince George. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room. But, they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they checked out four hours […] More
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Blonde Mother
There are three moms. . A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says “Oh my gosh y’all I went through my daughter’s purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed” They comfort her, […] More
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Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again, while a […] More
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Sharing the Loot!
Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbour and decided to go to a calm place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn’t bother […] More
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My poor car
A young, rich lawyer had a very bad car crash. The porsche was a write-off but even worse, the lawyer’s arm had been severed. When the paramedics arrived, they heard him whimpering, “My car, oh my poor car.” “Sir,” said one of the helpers, “I think you should be more concerned about your arm.” The […] More
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Under The Bed
Jimmy went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I’m going crazy!” “Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink. “Come to me three times a week, and I’ll cure your fears.” How much do you charge?” […] More
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Free Whiskey
A soldier, who was habitually drunk, publicly announced to all the men in his company and surrounding companies that he was swearing off drinking and that all the other soldiers should give up this foul habit also. The other soldiers would tease him to fall off the wagon by giving him whiskey and get him […] More
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Chinese Jews!
Smith and Jones were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Smith,” asked Jones, “are there any Jews in China?” “I don’t know,” Smith replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter?” When the waiter came by, Jones asked him, “Are there any Chinese Jews?” Waiter: “No Chinese Jews, Sir.” “Are you really sure?” Jones asked again. “I […] More