2014

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  • Bob, The Chicken

    Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, “You died in your sleep, Bob.” Bob was stunned. “I’m dead? No, I can’t be! I’ve got too much to live for. Send me back! Please!” […] More

  • Attention All!

    There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, “ATTENTION ALL,” and farts loudly. The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at the drunk and says, “Excuse me, you just farted before my wife.” The drunks replies, “I’m sorry, I […] More

  • The Scuba Diver

    One day, a scuba diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. Looking around, he saw a guy at the same depth without any scuba gear on, so, he decided to go down another 20 feet. He took another look around, and low and behold, there was the same guy. I can’t […] More

  • Someone to love

    Adam was all alone in the Garden of Eden and as he was wandering about he came across two rabbits, one humping the other. “What are those two rabbits doing?” he asked the Lord. And the Lord replied, “They are making love.” A little later he came across two doves, one mounted on the other. “Lord, what are […] More

  • Secret of a Happy Marriage!

    A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or […] More

  • Balloons

    A little boy went shopping with his mother and when she began trying some clothes on in the fitting room, he remarked, “You’ve got big balloons, mum.” “That’s not the right word for them” she replied. “Why do you call them that?” “Because yesterday I saw daddy blowing up the au pair’s.” More

  • Blonde Secretary

    “Did you hear what happened?” Jim asked when he saw me walking down the hallway at work. “Hear what” I asked, my curiosity peaked. “The regional vice president died this morning!” “What?!” I asked, totally stunned. “What happened?” “He was working through lunch when he had a heart attack” Jim began explaining. “Everyone was gone […] More

  • Drunkard’s Truth!

    Late one Friday night the policemen spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening. “Aye, so I have. ‘Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven […] More

  • Duck Hunting!

    Three doctors went duck hunting and a bird flew overhead. The general practitioner looked at it and said, “Looks like a duck, flies like a duck… it’s probably a duck,” and he took a shot at it but missed and the bird flew away. When the next bird came into view, the pathologist looked at […] More

  • Constipation Problem

    An old woman went to see her doctor about her constipation problem. “It’s horrible,” she said, “I haven’t moved my bowels in a week.” “I see. Have you done anything about it?” asked the doctor. “Yes, doctor,” she replied, “I sit in the bathroom for a 20 minutes in the morning and again at night.” […] More

  • Talented Dog

    A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.” A short time afterward, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign […] More

  • Loving wife

    A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be […] More

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