2016

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  • Wife’s Diary

    Wife’s Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting strange. We went to a nice restaurant for dinner. I thought he was upset by the fact that I was a bit late, but he said nothing about it. I asked him what was wrong; He said, ‘Nothing.’ I asked him if it was something I […] More

  • Innocent Question

    Son: Daddy, I got punished in school today. Dad: Why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying, “At the end of this scale there is an idiot.”. I just asked “Which end?”. More

  • Angry Pizza Customer

    An angry customer and an apologetic Domino’s Pizza: Customer: Yo, I ordered a Pizza and it came with no toppings on it or anything, Its just plain bread! Domino’s: We’re extremely sorry to hear about this. Customer (minutes later): Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down! More

  • Moral Of The Story

    One day at the end of class, little Johnny’s teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little Suzy raises her hand. “My dad owns a farm and […] More

  • Blonde Lost in a Snowstorm

    A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn’t panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it.” Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she […] More

  • A Serious Condition

    A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. “We need a fourth for poker,” said […] More

  • A helicopter carrying passenge

    A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly looses engine power and the aircraft begins to decent. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated and to keep the doors closed, stating that in emergency situations, the aircraft is designed to stay afloat for 30 minutes, giving rescuers time to […] More

  • Free Hard Drinks On-Board

    A flight attendant on an Airline’s cross-country flight nervously announced about 30 minutes outbound from Chandigarh, “I don’t know how this happened, but we have 110 passengers on board and only 40 dinners…” When the passengers’ muttering had died down, she continued, “Anyone who is kind enough to give up his meal so that someone […] More

  • CEO Error

    A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall and idly picking his teeth. The room was full of workers and he wanted to […] More

  • Great Party

    A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party. The day of the party the wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was […] More

  • Sweet Medicine

    Grandma of a boy don’t like eating her medicine. So the boy went to the doctor and asked what he could do. The doctor tells him a trick. The boy came back home with some sweets and put the medicine inside them and gave it to Grandma to eat. After eating her sweets the Grandson […] More

  • Son wants to get Married

    Son: Dad, I want to get married. Father: First, tell me you’re sorry. Son: For what? Father: Say sorry. Son: But for what ? What did i do? Father: Just say sorry. Son: But…what have i done wrong ? Father: say sorry! Son: WHY? Father: Say sorry!! Son: Please, just tell me why? Father: Say […] More

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