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  • Complaining About the Food

    Two women were discussing marriage, and one said, “We’ve been married twenty-five years, and every night my husband has complained about the food. Not one night without complaining about the food.” The other woman said, “That’s awful. Doesn’t it bother you?” The first one said, “Not in the slightest.” Said the other woman, “You must […] More

  • Blonde and Psychiatrist

    A blonde is speaking to a psychiatrist. Blonde, “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.” Psychiatrist, “Don’t you have a phone in your car?” Blonde, “That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car.” […] More

  • Look at that lion…

    Two blondes are walking around a zoo, when one says, “Look at that lion with one eye!” The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, “Where?” More

  • Sleeping pills

    An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in to the doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep.” “I have good news for you,” the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications. “Here are some new […] More

  • Blonde Thanksgiving

    It was the first time a blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family, so she prepared a dinner by herself. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went. “Mom, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!” the blonde said. “Did it […] More

  • Final Exam

    A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. ‘Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!’ A smart-ass student in the back […] More

  • Drummer Problems

    A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn’t improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, “When a musician just can’t handle his instrument and doesn’t improve when given help, they take away the instrument, and give […] More

  • Stealing a Bus

    Because they’ve spent all their cash on booze during a night on the town, Dave and Eric have no money for a taxi home. Dave has a drunken idea. “Let’s steal a bus!” He persuades Eric to break into the bus station. But 20 minutes later, Eric has failed to emerge. Dave sticks his head […] More

  • World’s Best Wife

    The story may be manufactured or may be real but great for a good laugh. A Singapore millionaire secretly maintained a mistress in Hong Kong, bought a posh sea view apartment (in his own name) for her to live in, plus gave her a monthly allowance of US$5,000. The house cost him about US$700,000 in […] More

  • No worry

    A wife is having se x with her husband’s best friend one day. Soon the phone rings, so she answers it. “Yes… uh, huh… OK… yes… bye.” Her husband’s best friend says: “Who was it?” “That was my husband,” she replied. The man jumped out of bed, and tried to put on his clothes in […] More

  • Full payment

    Two women are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then, the woman turns to the other and hands her a bill. “Here’s that $20 I owe you,” she says. More

  • Silent and Odourless Farts!

    A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. “My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I […] More

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