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  • Gray Hairs

    One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother […] More

  • Hairy Armpit

    A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a Bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, “What man here will buy a lady a drink?” The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But […] More

  • Plastic or Rubber?

    A well dressed lawyer went into a bar for a martini and found himself beside a scrungy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. The attorney leaned closer while the drunk held the tiny object up to the light, slurring, “Well, it looks like plastic.” Then he rolled it between his fingers […] More

  • Drunk Superman

    On the top of a tall building in a large city, there was a bar. In this bar, a man was drinking heavily. He would ask the bartender for a tequila shot, then walk out to the balcony and jump off. Minutes later he would appear in the elevator and repeat the whole process. This […] More

  • A Blonde’s dream

    A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her doctor. Doctor, “What is your dream about?” Blonde, “I am being chased by a vampire…” Doctor, “So, where are you in this dream?” Blonde, “I am running in a hallway.” Doctor, “Then what happens?” Blonde, “Well, that’s the weird thing. In every […] More

  • Let’s Be Honest

    Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. “So,” he said, “I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe.” Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. “You , attorney Leon; gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000.” The judge reached into his pocket & pulled out a check. […] More

  • Best Patients

    Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, ‘I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’ The second responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.’ The third surgeon says, ‘No, I […] More

  • Great Writer!

    There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl […] More

  • A Marriage Made in Heaven

    A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died. When they arrive in heaven, they see St. Peter at the gate. They ask him if he could arrange it so they could marry in heaven. St. Peter tells them that he’ll do his […] More

  • Drunk Biker!

    A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the front. He goes round the back of the pub only to find two bikies, one with his fingers up the bum of the other. “So what’s going on here?” he asks. The bikie replies, “My mate here has […] More

  • Very cold

    On another occasion the car broke down on a very cold winter’s day. “I’ll soon have it mended,” said the man and he jumped out of the car and tinkered about underneath the bonnet. Five minutes later he got back in the car and put his hands between her legs. “It’s so cold out there, […] More

  • In bed waiting

    Julie was in bed waiting for her new lover to strip off. When he did, she was so amazed at the size of his “tool”, she jumped out of bed and rummaged in her handbag.” What are you doing?” said the surprised man. “I’m looking for a pencil, you’ve got to draw the line somewhere.” More

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