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  • Dear Alcohol

    Dear Alcohol, We had a deal… you would make me prettier, funnier and a better dancer. I just saw the video of the company Christmas party. WE NEED TO TALK! More

  • Celebrating

    Christmas was over. Santa and his reindeer finally had a chance to rest. And they deserved it. They had done a good job. Rudolph had a chance to do something he had wanted to do for a long time. He made an appointment with a plastic surgeon because he was so sensitive about his looks. […] More

  • Santa Claus

    Santa Claus needed a vacation. He decided to go to Texas because it was warm and he had heard that the people were friendly. As soon as he arrived in town, people began to point and say, “Look! The big red one! Isn’t he someone famous?” Santa thought, “Gee, I’ll never get any rest if […] More

  • Christmas shopping…

    It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What are you charged with?” “Doing my Christmas shopping early”, replied the defendant. “That’s no offense,” said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?” “Before the store opened.” More

  • Will I be acquitted?

    In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news: “There’s no easy way to tell you this, so I’ll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.” Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman’s lined face, […] More

  • Few days off work

    I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted “CRAZY” then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me […] More

  • Flight Test For Santa

    Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA). It was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived. In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. The examiner walked […] More

  • Santa Claus

    A beautiful young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the girl says in a sexy voice, “Oh Santa, please stay.” Santa replies, “HO HO HO! […] More

  • Rudolf

    John and his wife Mary go away to Russia for Christmas and meet up with a local lad named Rudolf. One day they are sitting outside a cafe and John says “how lovely, it’s starting to snow” Rudolf corrects him and says “no John that’s rain”. John insists it’s starting to snow and Rudolf insists […] More

  • You can’t complain

    It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. “What is that?” he asked. She said, “I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the inside of […] More

  • The happiest day

    Harry was finally a groom and was very excited about his upcoming marriage. He was on his way out of the office when his boss came over to him with an outstretched hand, “Congratulations Harry! I just wanted to tell you I’ve been married for twenty-two years, and I am sure that you will always […] More

  • That’s A Smart Boy

    A little boy goes to the doctor and tells him, “I’m smart Doc!” The doctor says, “Really?” He then points to the boys foot and says, “What’s that?” “That’s my foot.” “Very good,” says the Doc. “What’s that?” he asks, pointing to the boys knee. “That’s my knee.” “Excellent.” “Now, what’s that?” he asks, pointing […] More

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