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  • What these are used for?

    Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?” “Eight,” the boy replied. The man continued, “Do you know what these are used for?” The boy replied, “Not exactly, […] More

  • Next turn

    After leaving their wedding reception, a young honeymoon couple hailed a cab to take them to their hotel. The driver wasn’t sure how to get there and said he’d ask for directions when they got nearer to their destination. Meanwhile the lovers started getting really passionate in the back seat. Seeing a fork in the […] More

  • It’s Simple Math

    Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release. The psychiatrist informs them that they will have to pass a simple test. He asks the first patient, “How much is two plus two?” “Blue.” At which point the doctor calls in the orderly to escort the patient back to his room. Turning to the […] More

  • Why Did You Leave?

    A lady is at a job interview for a receptionist position. “I see you used to be employed by a psychologist. Why did you leave?” “Well, I just couldn’t win. If I was late to work, I was hostile. If I was early, I was anxious. And if I was on time, I was obsessional.” More

  • Poor Little Piggy

    My young son ran to me, crying. “Daddy, I stubbed my toe,” he sobbed. “Let me kiss it and make it better,” I said. “Which toe was it?” “The one that has no roast beef.” More

  • Corporate Joke

    At a meeting, the corporate manager told a joke. Everyone on the team laughed except one guy. The manager asked him, “Didn’t you understand my joke?” The guy replied, “Oh I understood it, but I resigned yesterday.” More

  • Like an olympic sprinter

    Three women were sitting around talking about their seᶍ lives. The first said, “I think my husband’s like a championship golfer. He’s spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke.” The second woman said, “My husband’s like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting […] More

  • Eternity

    Three men went to hell. The devil said to them “You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3” He then opened the doors to the three rooms. Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor. Room […] More

  • The Skin Graft

    A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor […] More

  • All I want is a beer

    One Friday night, a 17-year-old boy went into a bar and sat down at a table in the corner of the pool room. When the waitress walked over to his table, the teenager said: “Gimme a beer.” The waitress eyed him for a moment and said: “Look, sonny. Do you want to get me in […] More

  • Who is your dad?

    A kid was crying sitting outside his house. A passer by asked: Why are you crying? Kid: My parents are fighting inside the house. Passer By: Who is your dad? Kid: That is what the fight is about. More

  • It’s in the book!

    He: If you give me your number, I could call you sometime. She: It’s in the book. He: Great! What’s your name? She: That’s in the book, too. More

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