A middle-aged man walks into the bank and says to the young teller, “I want to open a f*cking checking account”.
“Please sir”, she replies, “we can’t have language like that in here.”
“Why the F*ck not?” he asked.
“Sir,” Came her retort, “I must ask you to refrain from swearing.”
“I don’t give a sh*t what you want,” he answers, “I just want to open a f*cking checking account.” With this, the teller leaves and returns in a moment with her branch manager. The manager asks if he might be able to help the gentleman.
“Sh*t yes”, came the reply, “I just won 14 million dollars in the lottery and want to open a f*cking checking account.”
The branch manager says, “I see, and this stupid, f*cking, b*tch is giving you a hard time?”