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  • Strange People Are Here

    There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in. After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen to see how her son was doing in his new life. ‘I’m fine, ‘ Angus said. ‘But there are […] More

  • Didn’t expect

    A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her, and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn’t tell the husband. That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: Excuse me, […] More

  • Flowers Again

    As he was standing in line at the grocery store checkout counter, a friend of John’s noticed he was purchasing a dozen roses and a card. “You in trouble with Jill?” the friend asked John. “Nope!” was John’s reply. “Preventive maintenance.” More

  • Funny question

    An elephant and a camel are talking. The elephant asks, “Why do you have boobs on your back?” The camel replied, “Ha! That’s a funny question coming from an animal with a pe**s hanging from his face.” More

  • Change for an $18 Bill

    A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony $18 bills would be in some small, out of the way, town. So, he got into his new wheels and off he went. He found a tiny town with a single store. He entered the store and handed one of the bogus bills […] More

  • Back of the Line

    Tom was walking down the street when he sees a funeral procession. At the head was the casket, behind was a man walking a very large dog and behind him were 300 people. Tom walks over to the guy with the dog and asks, “Who’s funeral is this?” The man answers, “My mother-in-law’s.” Tom wishes […] More

  • A Friendly Sale

    I took four tires to a friend’s garage sale and was asking $30 apiece. I needed to leave for a few minutes, so I asked him to watch them for me. “Sure,” he said, “but if someone offers less, how low are you willing to go?” “Try for more, but I will accept $15,” I […] More

  • 50 Cent Lobster Tales

    A gentleman enters a restaurant and asks the waitress what was on special. She replied, “Today we have lobster tales for 50 cents.” He said, “I’ll take a dozen!” She told him since it was a special he would have to pay in advance which he did. Then she said, “Are you ready for your […] More

  • We Found the Driver

    A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passengers had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, “I wish you could talk.” The monkey looked up at […] More

  • One Fine Day

    One day a husband says to his wife, “Today is a fine day!” Next day he says it again. “Today is a fine day.” Again next day, he says same thing, “Today is a fine day.” Finally after a week, the wife asks her husband, “Since last week, you are saying today is a fine […] More

  • Upright Citizen

    A fellow was boasting about what a good citizen he was and what a refined, disciplined lifestyle he led. “I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t gamble, I don’t cheat on my wife, I am early to bed and early to rise, I work hard all day, and attend religious services faithfully.” Very impressive, […] More

  • Big Decisions

    I asked my friend , “What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?” He said “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.” I asked “Can you explain?” He said “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my Wife decides […] More

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