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  • The Old Typewriter

    The boys had been up in the attic together helping with some cleaning. The kids uncovered an old manual typewriter and asked her, “Hey Mom, what’s this?” “Oh, that’s an old typewriter,” she answered, thinking that would satisfy their curiosity. “Well, what does it do?” they queried. “I’ll show you,” she said and returned with […] More

  • Let him believe

    One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God… “Lord, I have a problem!” “What’s the problem, Eve?” “Lord, I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy.” “Why is that, Eve?” came the […] More

  • Two Friends

    Two friends are talking and one says to the other, “I am so tired of people not understanding what I’m talking about.” His friend asks, “What do you mean?” More

  • Strange People Are Here

    There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in. After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen to see how her son was doing in his new life. ‘I’m fine, ‘ Angus said. ‘But there are […] More

  • Smile On Your Face

    Whenever you feel sad… It helps to picture that somewhere in this world, there’s a fool pulling on a door that says “PUSH”! More

  • Flowers Again

    As he was standing in line at the grocery store checkout counter, a friend of John’s noticed he was purchasing a dozen roses and a card. “You in trouble with Jill?” the friend asked John. “Nope!” was John’s reply. “Preventive maintenance.” More

  • A Friendly Sale

    I took four tires to a friend’s garage sale and was asking $30 apiece. I needed to leave for a few minutes, so I asked him to watch them for me. “Sure,” he said, “but if someone offers less, how low are you willing to go?” “Try for more, but I will accept $15,” I […] More

  • Upright Citizen

    A fellow was boasting about what a good citizen he was and what a refined, disciplined lifestyle he led. “I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t gamble, I don’t cheat on my wife, I am early to bed and early to rise, I work hard all day, and attend religious services faithfully.” Very impressive, […] More

  • Are You Reading That?

    I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper when a guy comes over and asks, “Are you reading that?” I didn’t know what to say. So I said, “Yes.” I then stood up, turned the page, and sat down again. More

  • A woman awakes during the nigh

    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. […] More

  • Explosion

    A terrifying explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory, and once all the mess has been cleared up, and inquiry begins. One of the few survivors is pulled up to make a statement. “Okay Simpson,” says the investigator, “you were near the scene, what happened?” “Well, it’s like this. Old Charley Higgins was in the mixing […] More

  • American Customs!!!

    A China-man decides to retire and move to USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai. He bought a home on a small piece of land. A few days after moving in the friendly American neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region. He goes next door but on his […] More

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