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  • So how’s it..

    Pinocchio and his girlfriend were having problems. Every time they would do it, she would complain about splinters, so Pinocchio went to Geppetto about the problem. Geppetto told Pinocchio to go to the hardware store and buy some sandpaper to sand off the splinters before he had se x with his girlfriend. A week later, […] More

  • Play Mommie and Daddy

    Little Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen. She says, “Put that away Johnny! You can’t have ice cream now. It’s too close to supper time. Go outside and play.” Johnny whimpers and says, “There’s no one to […] More

  • The Pickle

    There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous chicks swarming all around him. Seeing this, a second guy strolls on up to him and asks, “What’s your secret?” The guy whispers, “All you gotta do is stick a pickle in your pants.” In a fluorish, the second guy runs off and stuffs […] More

  • Wife’s panties

    Two guys were out walking home from work one afternoon. “Man,” the first guy said, “as soon as I get home, I’m gonna rip my wife’s panties off!” “What’s the rush?” his buddy asked. “The damn elastic in the legs is killing me!” More

  • Vacation in Jamaica

    A woman goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love-making she asks him, “What is your name?” “I can’t tell you,” the black man says. Every night they meet, and every night she asks him again what his name is, and he always responds […] More

  • Two Italian friends

    Two Italian friends are talking to each other one evening. Roberto says, “Tell me Geno, in all honesty, what do you think of a woman with a growth of black hair under her nose?” Geno replies, “Hell no, I would never be turned on by a woman like that.” Roberto says, “OK, so tell me, […] More

  • The way you are thinking

    Teacher: Johnny, if there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot 1 with your gun, how many will be left? Johnny: None, the rest will fly away. Teacher: Well, the answer is 4, but i like the way you are thinking. Johnny: I have a question for you; if 3 women are […] More

  • Miss you!

    A couple is lying in bed. The man says, “I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.” The woman replies, “I’ll miss you…” More

  • Blind date

    After being with his blind date all evening, the man couldn’t take another minute with her. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened. When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on […] More

  • What human body part

    The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “What human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the […] More

  • A trip to the doctor

    A woman and her husband go to the doctor because the woman is complaining of shortness of breath. After fifteen minutes, the woman comes out into the waiting room and says, “Apparently, my problem is that I have a nice cooter.” “Excuse me?” says the husband. “That’s what the doctor said. My problem is that […] More

  • That’s How Mary Did It

    Wife: What are your plans for Easter? Husband: Same as Jesus… Wife: What do you mean? Husband: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday! On hearing that the wife retorts,”AWESOME, you do that, I’ll do a Mary and show up pregnant untouched by my husband.” The man stayed home. More

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