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American Pizza in Japan

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there’s any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he’s in luck, there’s a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the […] More

On your back

An Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, “What would you like?” said the prison guard to the Englishman just before lashing him. The English man, being a bit […] More

Vaseline research

A woman answers the door to a market researcher. “Good morning madam, I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Do you use it at all in your household?” “Oh yes, all the time. It’s very good for cuts, grazes and burns.” “Do you use it for anything else?” “Like what?” “Ahem.. err.. well.. during.. ahem.. se […] More

Lost boots…

There was a little boy in kindergarten. At the end of one cold winter day, when all the other children were leaving, the teacher found him crying, so she asked him what was wrong. He sobbed, “I can’t find my boots.” The teacher looked around the classroom and saw a pair of boots. “Are these […] More

Old lover

At 85 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together. […] More

The fussy customer

Peter, the baker was about to call it a day when a man rushes into his bakery. “I want to have a cake made right now!” the man exclaims. “Well, I’m sorry,” replies Peter. “But I was just closing shop. My staff has left, all my machines have been turned off. I’m afraid you’ll have […] More

Adam and Eve

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands…. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. “You’re running around with other women,” she told her mate. “Eve, honey, you’re being unreasonable,” Adam responded. “You know you’re the only woman on earth.” The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to […] More

Complicated order..

A resident in a seaside hotel breakfast room called the head waiter to his table. “I want two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked it’s runny, and the other so overcooked, it’s tough and hard to eat. Also, give me some grilled bacon that has been left on the plate to get cold; burnt […] More

The Cab Ride

A cab driver pulled up at a stop sign near Central Park in New York. A stark naked woman jumped out from behind a bush, opened the back door of the cab and demanded to be taken to the airport. The cab driver kept looking back at his passenger in the rear view mirror, and […] More

Everyone has a Peculiarity!

A man who stuttered was asked why he did so. “It’s my p-p-p-p-peculiarity,” he answered. “Everybody has s-s-s-some p-p-p-p-peculiarity.” “I don’t have any,” said the questioner. “Don’t y-y-y-you s-s-stir your c-c-c-coffee with your r-r-r-right hand?” “Yes, of course.” “Th-that’s your p-p-p-p-peculiarity. Most p-p-p-people use a s-s-s-poon !” More

Burns

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn all over his body. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns on his legs. He was starting to blister and in pain by the time the doctor arrived. To help, the […] More

Highly Religious Horse

There’s this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the doorstep. The missionary finds him and nurses him back to health. Feeling better, the man asks […] More

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