Does God Exist?

A Christian and an atheist were neighbors.
The Christian one day yells, “Lord please sends me food”.
The atheist heard this and replies, “There is no GOD!”
The next day the Christian wakes up and goes to her porch to find that there were bags of groceries.
She yells, “Thank You LORD for this food!”
As soon as the Christian said that the atheist jumps out from the brush and replies, “Your GOD didn’t give you that food…I did!”
Without wasting a second the Christian yells to the LORD, “Thank you for sending me this food and making the Satan pay for it.”

Son of a Bitch

Big Nuts