A guy was getting ready to apply to a local department store for a job.
A friend told him that it was the policy of the store to hire nobody but Catholic Christians, and that if he wanted a job there, he would have to lie about being a Catholic Christian.
He applied for the job and the personnel man asked him, “And what church do you belong to?”
“I am a Catholic,” said the guy. “And all my family are Catholics. In fact, my father is a priest and my mother is a nun, Sir.”