A girl brought home a man who was naked except for a loincloth. He had a painted face, feathered headgear and a spear in one hand.
“Father I have married the type of man you always wanted me to marry.”
One look at his son-in-law and the father recoiled in horror.
“I had asked you to marry a ‘Rich Doctor’ not a ‘Witch Doctor’!” he sputtered.