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  • Beautiful goldfish

    Diane buys a hundred goldfish. There are so many of them that she decides to keep them in her bathtub. One day she invites her friend Lauren over to see all her beautiful goldfish. Lauren is impressed, and says, “They surely are beautiful, but what do you do when you want to take a bath?” […] More

  • Where’s Mom and dad?

    A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, “Where’s Mom and dad?” and she replied, “They’re up in bed.” The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma, “Where’s Mom and Dad?” and […] More

  • It’s My Computer

    Customer: “I can’t seem to connect to the Internet.” Tech Support: “All right. What operating system are you running?” Customer: “Netscape.” Tech Support: “No, what version of Windows are you using?” Customer: “Uhhh…Hewlett Packard?” Tech Support: “No, right click on ‘My Computer’ and select properties on the menu.” Customer: “Your computer? It’s my computer!” More

  • It’s magic

    David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like to show him a trick. “I will”, replies a guy in the audience, “but I’m going to need your wife Claudia and a table.” “Ok”, says David and the guy gets on stage. He then bends Claudia over the table, pulls down […] More

  • Wise Words

    Employee: “Sir, what is the secret of your success?” Manager: “Two words.” Employee: “And, Sir, what are they?” Manager: “Right decisions.” Employee: “And how do you make right decisions?” Manager: “One word.” Employee: “And, What is that?” Manager: “Experience.” Employee: “And how do you get Experience?” Manager: “Two words.” Employee: “And, Sir, what are they?” […] More

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