Two weeks later…
While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. “Wow! What a great idea,” he thinks to himself and buys three of them. Two weeks later, however, he goes back to using toilet paper. More
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The Lost Talking Bird
My father’s secretary was visibly distraught one morning when she arrived at the office and explained that her children’s parrot had escaped from his cage and flown out an open window. Of all the dangers the tame bird would face outdoors alone, she seemed most concerned about what would happen if the bird started talking. […] More
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Have you ever seen…
“Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?” asked the wife. “No,” the husband said. She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill. “Have you ever seen a fifty dollar bill all crumpled up?” she asked. “No,” he said. She […] More
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Would you remarry?
One night, Peter was home watching TV when his wife entered the room and asked, “If I died, would you remarry?” Peter thought for a second then said, “Yeah I guess I would”. Then his the wife asked, “Well, would you have her as your golfing partner?” Peter replied, “Yep I probably would do that […] More
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Going On Vacation
A housewife answered the door bell to find two beggars outside. “So you’re begging in two’s now?” she asked. “No, only for today,” one of them replied. “I’m showing my replacement the ropes before going on vacation.” More
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