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  • Everyone has a Peculiarity!

    A man who stuttered was asked why he did so. “It’s my p-p-p-p-peculiarity,” he answered. “Everybody has s-s-s-some p-p-p-p-peculiarity.” “I don’t have any,” said the questioner. “Don’t y-y-y-you s-s-stir your c-c-c-coffee with your r-r-r-right hand?” “Yes, of course.” “Th-that’s your p-p-p-p-peculiarity. Most p-p-p-people use a s-s-s-poon !” More

  • Burns

    A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn all over his body. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns on his legs. He was starting to blister and in pain by the time the doctor arrived. To help, the […] More

  • The Poker Game

    A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the police raided the game. Turning to the priest, the lead police officer said, “Father Murphy, were you gambling?” Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest whispered, “Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do.” To the police officer, he then said, […] More

  • Need a Break!

    I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that I would do something crazy. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. Santa, my co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told him that I was pretending […] More

  • Magic frog

    A bear and a squirrel were walking through the forest when the stumbled on a magic frog who said he would grant them both three wishes. The bear goes first. “I wish all the bears in the forest besides me were female” said the bear. “Then I’d get laid all the time.” “It is so.” […] More

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