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  • Hot Dog!

    Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs. “Odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.” Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a […] More

  • Lawyers On A Flight

    An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. “All set back here, Captain,” came the reply, “except the lawyers […] More

  • Most Obedient

    There was a father who called his 5 small children together. As they sat together in a circle on the floor the dad placed a toy in the middle. He explained to them that he won this toy as a door prize and he wanted to give it to one of them. He asked them, […] More

  • Before we go any further

    The guy says, before we go any further, I should warn you that I’m hung like a baby. His new husband looked a bit disappointed, but then said well thats ok, now I have something to tell you. This isn’t really my penis, I use a little padding. He takes his clothes off and sure […] More

  • Your Mother is always with you

    Your Mother is always with you. She’s the whisper of the leaves as you walk down the street, she’s the smell of certain foods you remember, flowers you pick, the fragrance of life itself. She’s the cool hand on your brow when you’re not feeling well, she’s your breath in the air on a cold […] More

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