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  • Give Her What She Wants

    Wife asks her husband to pass her a newspaper. He replies, “Newspaper? Are yo really that behind reality? Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper? Here, take my iPad instead.” The wife takes the iPad and uses it to kill a cockroach. Her husband faints. More

  • A student cheating

    A teacher caught a student cheating on his Botany exam and brought him into the principal’s office. “Miss Smith,” asked the principal. “How do you know Johnny was cheating?” “Because,” replied Miss Smith, “I found that he had 7 flowers tucked inside his jacket and a bunch of pollen up his sleeve. This makes me […] More

  • For posterity

    When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonoṛṛhoea. Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, “You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonoṛṛhoea.” Replied the widow, “Yes, […] More

  • New clothes

    “Hey John, you got yourself new pants and a shirt.” “My wife got them for me.” “Must have been a surprise.” “Sure was. I come home and there they were on a chair in the bedroom!” More

  • Why ?

    A newlywed couple is getting ready for bed when the husband says, “Honey, now that we’re married, it’s okay for me to see your body. Would you open your robe so I can have a look?” She opens her robe and lets her husband see her naked body. And he says, “You are so so […] More

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