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  • No bike

    For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.” The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a […] More

  • Shaking hands

    Three old men were talking about how much their hands shook. The first old guy said, “My hands shake so bad, that when I shaved this morning, I cut my face.” The second old fogey one-upped him and said, “My hands shake so bad, that when I trimmed my garden yesterday, I sliced all my […] More

  • Amateur photographer

    An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She looked at the photos and commented, “These are very good! You must have a good camera.” He didn’t make any comment, but, as he was leaving to go home he said, “That was a really […] More

  • Misleading notices

    Joe was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense. “They should not put up such misleading notices,” said Joe. “It said, ‘FINE FOR PARKING HERE’.” More

  • B positive

    Patient: Nurse, I am very eager to know my blood group. Nurse: B positive. Patient: Please tell me soon… Nurse: B positive. Patient: Madam, I am positive, but eager to know the blood my group. More

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