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  • Pirate visits bar

    A pirate was talking to a “land-luvver” in a bar. The land-luvver noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands and a patch over one eye. The land-luvver just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape. He […] More

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    Twenty Bucks

    A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’d never been with a h00ker before, but he decides what the hell it’s only twenty bucks. They’re going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them it’s […] More

  • Charge by the inch

    Having had one too many, a bar drinker was beginning to display an ugly side. An unescorted female sat down beside him and he whispered to her, “Hey! How about it babe? You and me?” As she got up to move, he said loudly, “Honey, you sure look like you could use the money, but […] More

  • Good news…bad news…

    “I have good news and bad news,” a defense attorney told his client. “First the bad news: The blood test came back, and your DNA is an exact match with the sample found on the victim’s dress.” “Oh, no – I’m ruined!” cried the client. “What’s the good news?” “Your cholesterol is down to 140!” More

  • Undercover Clergy

    A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries […] More

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