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  • 12- Pack

    A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ”Well, you see that 3-pack? That’s for when you’re in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for […] More

  • One day an employee came in to

    One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged. When his boss asked him what happened, he explained: “Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!” “Well,” the boss said, “that explains one ear, but what about the […] More

  • WHAT??!!

    A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: Da-ad…” “What?” I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?” No. You had your chance. Lights out.” Five minutes later: “Da-aaaad…” WHAT?” I’m THIRSTY…Can I have a drink of water??” I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have […] More

  • College letters

    A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red “H” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard […] More

  • Good reason

    A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, […] More

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