Jokes of the day

Human Resources Officer

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to […] More

Big Nuts

A teacher puts a photograph of a tomcat on the blackboard and proceeds to ask the class if they can tell her how the tail is attached to the cat. Little Mary has the first attempt and answers, “By fur Miss?” The teacher replies, “Not quite right Mary, but a good try.” Meanwhile all during […] More

Does God Exist?

A Christian and an atheist were neighbors. The Christian one day yells, “Lord please sends me food”. The atheist heard this and replies, “There is no GOD!” The next day the Christian wakes up and goes to her porch to find that there were bags of groceries. She yells, “Thank You LORD for this food!” […] More

Son of a Bitch

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus six, that son of a bitch is eight. Three plus four, that son of a bitch is seven….” His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?” The little boy answered, “I’m doing my math homework, Mom.” […] More

Fortune Teller

A man was wandering around a fairground, and he happened to see a fortune teller’s tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down. “Ah….” said the woman, as she gazed into her crystal ball. “I see you are the father of two children.” “Ha, you fortune tellers are […] More

Thanksgiving turkey

One Thanksgiving, a friend and I were walking down a main street in Albany when a man comes up to me and gives me a turkey and says, “Happy Thanksgiving!” Without hesitation my friend knocks him out. I asked my friend why he punched the nice man. My friend said, “He gave you the bird!” More

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