A beggar came to a pedestrian in the morning on a Liverpool Street and demanded, “Sir, Please give me six pounds, I need to drink coffee.”
The pedestrian recognized him as some big shot business man and asked, “Coffee costs three pounds. Why do you need six pounds?”
The beggar says, “Well, I need to buy one coffee for myself and one for my girlfriend.”
The pedestrian says, “You became a beggar and made a girlfriend?”
The beggar says, “No sir, I made a girlfriend and then became a beggar.”