Remember ?!

The little boy’s mother had been away for a week’s conference and on returning she asked her son how he’d been.
“OK,” said Ben. “Except there was dreadful thunder and lightning on Tuesday night so me and Daddy snuggled up in the same bed.”
“You mean Daddy and I,” said his young nanny.
“Oh no,” said the boy, “that was Wednesday night, don’t you remember?”

What would you like?

Don’t be silly..