The man was approached by the most beautiful sales girl he had ever seen.
“Can I help you, Sir,” she said. “What would you like?”
“What would I like…?” he mused. “I would like to take you away from all this. We would go to the most elegant restaurant in town, linger over the port and then head back to my place for soft lights, sweet music and mad passionate love.”
He sighed, “That’s what I’d like, but what I need is a new shirt.”