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  • Christmas Eve

    Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering, they are told that they must present something with a flavor in order to get in. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some pine needles from the family’s Christmas […] More

  • Christmas Tree!

    It’s Christmas time and Bill and Joe decided to go look for a Christmas Tree. They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good look at them. When they finally reach a fine stand of trees, Joe brushes off the first tree, and stands […] More

  • Rudolf

    John and his wife Mary go away to Russia for Christmas and meet up with a local lad named Rudolf. One day they are sitting outside a cafe and John says “how lovely, it’s starting to snow” Rudolf corrects him and says “no John that’s rain”. John insists it’s starting to snow and Rudolf insists […] More

  • Free Christmas Tree!

    My son asked me if we could have a tree this Christmas. I told him I didn’t want to pay for a tree and that’s that. He wouldn’t stop asking though, every five minutes he wanted to know why we couldn’t have a tree. In the end I grabbed my axe and stormed out of […] More