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  • Security Check!!!

    When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries the cashier instructed, “Strip down, facing me.” Making a mental note so I could complain to my local MP about this unnecessary security rubbish, I did just as she instructed. After the shrieking and hysteria finally subsided, I found out she was referring […] More

  • Students’ behavoiur in different Classes

    1st-3rd: Hey! I studied everything for exams. 4th-6th: Hey! That question was very hard so I didn’t attempt it. 7th-10th: Hey! Studied only important questions. 11th: I think 4 chapters are enough to get passing marks. 12th: Which exam is tomorrow? College: Crazy guys! At least you should have told me that there’s an exam […] More

  • Someone to love

    Adam was all alone in the Garden of Eden and as he was wandering about he came across two rabbits, one humping the other. “What are those two rabbits doing?” he asked the Lord. And the Lord replied, “They are making love.” A little later he came across two doves, one mounted on the other. “Lord, what are […] More

  • Golf Player

    Two guys were playing golf, one of them was about to swing the golf club when he noticed a funeral procession going by on the street. The man stopped in mid-swing and closed his eyes and said a short prayer. The other man truly inspired, remarked, clearing his throat, “wow that was one of the […] More

  • Call Me A Doctor

    A young man was standing in the middle of a street and shouting. Young man: Call me a doctor. Call me a doctor. Passer-by(anxiously): What’s the matter with you? Are you feeling sick? Young man(haapily): No, I just graduated from medical college. More