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  • Did it Hurt ???

    A man had just got out of hospital from a sex-change operation and (s)he was talking to the people (s)he knew before (s)he became a woman. “Did it hurt?” “No, not really, only the last bit.” “Was that when they cut it off?” “No, that didn’t hurt, it was the last bit.” “Was that when […] More

  • Delirious

    Where am I? How did I get here? Why does my head hurt? You’re in a hospital, sir. I’m with the police. We weren’t sure you were going to wake up. You had a golf club wrapped around your neck. Just tell us everything you remember. Well, I was teaching my wife golf. Of course, […] More

  • Dynamite

    There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was “war”. The first person comes up onto the stage and says, “I’m an atomic bomb.” He gets his applause and steps down. The second person comes up and says, “I’m a hydrogen bomb.” Again, there’s applause and he steps down. […] More

  • Labor pains

    A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor. When they got there, the doctor said, “I have invented a new machine that you might want to try. It takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives them to the father.” So the married couple decided that […] More

  • Patient’s Dilemma…

    A woman called up the hospital and said, ”I want to know if the patient Rita Brown in Room No 1438 is getting better,” The RMO replied, ”She is doing very well. She had her first solid meal today, her blood pressure is fine and if she continues improving she might even be sent home […] More

  • Broken legs…

    At the hospital, there was a man laying in the emergency room, the doctor opened the door and walked toward the man. Man said, `Will I be ok, Doctor?” The doctor turned to him and said, “Well there is good and bad news.” “Tell me the bad news”, said the man. “Well,” said the doctor, […] More