Two women talking over the garden wall. The first said:
“It’s no good Julie, I’m at my wits end. I can’t stand the sight of George any longer. He treats me like sh*t, he’s never at home, he just uses the place as an hotel and I know he’s shagging everyone in sight. It’s had a terrible effect upon me, I’ve already lost a stone in weight.
“Leave him Sylvia, leave him today and take him for everything you can,” replied her outraged friend.
“Oh I will, I will, but first I’ve just got to lose another half stone.”