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Communication Skills

Jack and Mark are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Mark replies, “Why don’t you ask the Priest?” So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, “Father, may I smoke while I pray?” The Priest replies, “No, my son, you may not! That’s utter disrespect to our religion.” Jack ... Read More »

What do I look like?

A man came home from work one day and his wife asked him to fix the toilet. The man says “who do i look like the plumber?” and never fixed it…. The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the garbage disposal. The man says “who do i look like a blad specialist?” and ... Read More »

Job examination !

Jill and Pam applied for a single position at a company, and both were given a written exam to determine their qualifications. When the exams were scored, it was found that both applicants missed only one question. The hiring manager told Jill, “Thank you, but I`ve decided to go with the other candidate.” “What?” cried Jill. “You said we both ... Read More »

Can of Peas!

This 60-year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge, he asked her, “What did you steal?” She replied, “A can of peaches.” The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She ... Read More »

What does two plus two equal?

A mathematician, a statistician and an accountant apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks “What does two plus two equal?” The mathematician replies “Four.” The interviewer asks “Four, exactly?” The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says “Yes, four, exactly.” Then the interviewer calls in the statistician and asks the same question “What ... Read More »

Round of Drinks!!!

A British guy walks into a bar in Central London and before he could order his drink, he notices a Sikh man wearing a turban. Having a personal grudge against sardars, the British guy says loudly to the bartender to the advantage of everyone seated in the bar, “Drinks for everyone in here, except for the Sikh sardar over there.” ... Read More »

Fire!

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into. The firemen yell to the Brunette, “Jump! Jump! It`s your only chance to survive!” The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away…the Brunette slams into the ... Read More »

Making a Point!

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one ... Read More »

Jigsaw puzzle…

John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. “I`ve got a problem,” says Buffy. “What`s the matter?” asks John. “Well, I`ve bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it`s too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can`t find any edges.” “What`s the picture of?” asks John. “It`s of a big Rooster,” replies Buffy. “All right,” says John, “I`ll ... Read More »

First visit

A young woman wasn’t feeling well, and asked one of her co-workers to recommend a physician. “I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Two thousand dollars for the first visit, and one hundred dollars for each one after that.” The woman went to the doctor’s office and, trying to save a little money, cheerily announced, ... Read More »

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