February 2014

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  • Use it

    A married couple is travelling by car from Victoria to Prince George. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room. But, they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they checked out four hours […] More

  • Blonde Mother

    There are three moms. . A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says “Oh my gosh y’all I went through my daughter’s purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed” They comfort her, […] More

  • Flying Turtle

    Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again, while a […] More

  • Sharing the Loot!

    Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbour and decided to go to a calm place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn’t bother […] More

  • My poor car

    A young, rich lawyer had a very bad car crash. The porsche was a write-off but even worse, the lawyer’s arm had been severed. When the paramedics arrived, they heard him whimpering, “My car, oh my poor car.” “Sir,” said one of the helpers, “I think you should be more concerned about your arm.” The […] More

  • Under The Bed

    Jimmy went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I’m going crazy!” “Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink. “Come to me three times a week, and I’ll cure your fears.” How much do you charge?” […] More

  • Free Whiskey

    A soldier, who was habitually drunk, publicly announced to all the men in his company and surrounding companies that he was swearing off drinking and that all the other soldiers should give up this foul habit also. The other soldiers would tease him to fall off the wagon by giving him whiskey and get him […] More

  • Chinese Jews!

    Smith and Jones were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Smith,” asked Jones, “are there any Jews in China?” “I don’t know,” Smith replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter?” When the waiter came by, Jones asked him, “Are there any Chinese Jews?” Waiter: “No Chinese Jews, Sir.” “Are you really sure?” Jones asked again. “I […] More

  • Bob, The Chicken

    Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, “You died in your sleep, Bob.” Bob was stunned. “I’m dead? No, I can’t be! I’ve got too much to live for. Send me back! Please!” […] More

  • Attention All!

    There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, “ATTENTION ALL,” and farts loudly. The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at the drunk and says, “Excuse me, you just farted before my wife.” The drunks replies, “I’m sorry, I […] More

  • The Scuba Diver

    One day, a scuba diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. Looking around, he saw a guy at the same depth without any scuba gear on, so, he decided to go down another 20 feet. He took another look around, and low and behold, there was the same guy. I can’t […] More

  • Someone to love

    Adam was all alone in the Garden of Eden and as he was wandering about he came across two rabbits, one humping the other. “What are those two rabbits doing?” he asked the Lord. And the Lord replied, “They are making love.” A little later he came across two doves, one mounted on the other. “Lord, what are […] More

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