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Benefits of Being an Atheist

A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. The religious man prayed every single day and night, spending much time at church, while the atheist never even thought of such acts. However, the atheist had a good life. An excellent, well-payed job, and a beautiful wife, lovely, healthy, children, whereas the religious man’s job was stressful and ... Read More »

Dad’ Role!

My two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance. “I look like Mom,” said my nine-year-old, “but I have Dad’s eyes and Dad’s lips.” The six-year-old said, “And I look just like Dad, but I have light hair.” Then she turned to me. “Mom,” she asked, “what does Dad have to do with us being born anyway?” The older ... Read More »

Colonoscopy Test

After returning home from a colonoscopy an upper middle aged man received a call from his friend to see how the test turned out. He told his buddy that the doctor had found a large blockage. The friend asked, “Didn’t I tell you a while back that bananas were good for your colon?” The middle aged man responded, “Yea I’m ... Read More »

Alligator Woes

Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says; I don’t understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We’re the same age, we were the same size as kids… I just don’t get it.” “Well,” says the big alligator, “what have you been eating?” “Lawyers, same ... Read More »

False Analogy

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. A few minutes later, he says to no one in particular, “All lawyers are a$sholes.” The fellow next to him lit into him. “How dare you just stereotypically categorize all lawyers as a$sholes? How have you missed that it’s just not okay to cast aspersions on an entire group of ... Read More »

Prison Riot!

The warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot, said, “I would like to know two things. First: Why did you revolt? Second: How did you get out of your cell?” One of the three men stepped forward, “Warden, we rebelled because the food is awful.” “I see. And what did you use to break the bars?” The ... Read More »

Paranormal Phenomena

A peculiarly scary thing was happening in a hospital’s ICU. Every Sunday, with unfailing regularity, patients on bed number 5 died at 11 AM. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. To investigate the cause of such bizarre incidents, the doctors and nurses decide to keep strict vigilance. A few ... Read More »

Job Interview

A guy was getting ready to apply to a local department store for a job. A friend told him that it was the policy of the store to hire nobody but Catholic Christians, and that if he wanted a job there, he would have to lie about being a Catholic Christian. He applied for the job and the personnel man ... Read More »

Rich Doctor

A girl brought home a man who was naked except for a loincloth. He had a painted face, feathered headgear and a spear in one hand. “Father I have married the type of man you always wanted me to marry.” One look at his son-in-law and the father recoiled in horror. “I had asked you to marry a ‘Rich Doctor’ ... Read More »

Free Ride

A mother asked her young son, as they waited for the bus, to tell the driver he was 5 years old, because then he would ride for free. As they got into the bus the driver asked him how old he was. “I am 5 years old,” said the little boy proudly. The driver had a son of his own ... Read More »

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