2014

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  • Loopholes

    A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his wife. She rushed in and said, “What is it, honey?” He told her to run and get the bible as soon as possible. Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea. She ran and got it, prepared to […] More

  • Don’t be silly..

    A little boy ran into his mother’s room crying hysterically. “I don’t want my willy any more,” he sobbed, “it’s bad to have one.” “Don’t be silly, darling,” she replied. “Of course it’s not bad, why do you say that?” “Because I’ve just seen daddy in the bathroom and he’s trying to pull his off.” More

  • Remember ?!

    The little boy’s mother had been away for a week’s conference and on returning she asked her son how he’d been. “OK,” said Ben. “Except there was dreadful thunder and lightning on Tuesday night so me and Daddy snuggled up in the same bed.” “You mean Daddy and I,” said his young nanny. “Oh no,” […] More

  • What would you like?

    The man was approached by the most beautiful sales girl he had ever seen. “Can I help you, Sir,” she said. “What would you like?” “What would I like…?” he mused. “I would like to take you away from all this. We would go to the most elegant restaurant in town, linger over the port […] More

  • Terrible effect

    Two women talking over the garden wall. The first said: “It’s no good Julie, I’m at my wits end. I can’t stand the sight of George any longer. He treats me like sh*t, he’s never at home, he just uses the place as an hotel and I know he’s shagging everyone in sight. It’s had […] More

  • Ex-boss

    A man rings up his ex-boss but is told by the secretary that Mr Grinder has passed away. All day the man continues to ring until the secretary eventually says, “Why do you keep calling?” “I just like to hear you say it,” says the man happily. More

  • Eiderdown

    A young man asks for shelter for the night when his car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. The old couple invite him in, apologise for only having two bedrooms – one for them and the other for their unmarried daughter – but offer him the sofa for the night. Round about 4 am, […] More

  • Family Business

    A businessman books into a country hotel, asks for breakfast at 8.30 and requests a girl to come to his room after dinner that night. “That’s outrageous!” says the wife. “What sort of hotel does he think we are running? Go and tell him, Fred.” But her husband thinks it’s a lot of fuss about […] More

  • New hand

    “Your new hand has taken perfectly,” said the doctor, “Everything’s connected up well, so what’s the problem?” “Well, doc, it’s not a problem most of the time, but you gave me a female hand and every time I go for a piss, it won’t let go.” More

  • What’s the verdict?

    A gorgeous shapely girl was lying naked in a hospital bed with just a sheet covering her. Suddenly a young man came in, pulled back the sheet and examined her closely. “What’s the verdict?” she asked. He replied, “I don’t know, you’ll have to ask the doctor that, I’m only the window cleaner.” More

  • The milkman

    The milkman delivers the milk the day before Christmas and rings the bell of number 11, hoping for a festive tip. As the door opens, he sees a beautiful woman standing there wearing a see-through nightie. She takes him by the hand and guides him upstairs where she makes mad passionate love to him. At […] More

  • Upstairs

    A man walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a pasty. “How much will that be?” he asks. “Nothing, Sir, it’s on the house.” A little later, he orders another beer and again is told it’s on the house. After a third pint, he questions the barman. “Why are all the drinks […] More

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