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  • Prison Riot!

    The warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot, said, “I would like to know two things. First: Why did you revolt? Second: How did you get out of your cell?” One of the three men stepped forward, “Warden, we rebelled because the food is awful.” “I see. And what did you use […] More

  • Paranormal Phenomena

    A peculiarly scary thing was happening in a hospital’s ICU. Every Sunday, with unfailing regularity, patients on bed number 5 died at 11 AM. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. To investigate the cause of such bizarre incidents, the doctors and nurses decide to […] More

  • Job Interview

    A guy was getting ready to apply to a local department store for a job. A friend told him that it was the policy of the store to hire nobody but Catholic Christians, and that if he wanted a job there, he would have to lie about being a Catholic Christian. He applied for the […] More

  • Rich Doctor

    A girl brought home a man who was naked except for a loincloth. He had a painted face, feathered headgear and a spear in one hand. “Father I have married the type of man you always wanted me to marry.” One look at his son-in-law and the father recoiled in horror. “I had asked you […] More

  • Free Ride

    A mother asked her young son, as they waited for the bus, to tell the driver he was 5 years old, because then he would ride for free. As they got into the bus the driver asked him how old he was. “I am 5 years old,” said the little boy proudly. The driver had […] More

  • The Biggest Lie

    The group had surrounded a dog. Concerned the boys were hurting the dog, the reverend went over and asked, “What are you doing with that dog?” One of the boys replied, “This dog is just an old neighborhood stray. We all want him, but only one of us can take him home. So we’ve decided […] More

  • Afraid of the Dark

    A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don’t want to go out there. It’s dark.” The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. “You don’t have […] More

  • The fire truck game

    Him: Lets play the fire truck game Me: OK, how do you play? Him: I run my fingers up your leg and you say red light when you want me to stop Me: Ok *few seconds later* REDLIGHT! Him: Don’t you know, Firetrucks don’t stop for red lights More

  • The Magic Wand

    After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother. “Make three wishes,” she told her mother, “and I’ll grant them.” Her mom first asked for world peace. Sarah swung her wand and proclaimed the request fulfilled. Next, her mother requested a cure for […] More

  • In Fifty Years

    Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now. ‘I would like my grandchildren to say, ‘He was successful in business’ , declared the first man. ‘Fifty years from now, ‘said the second, ‘I want them to say, ‘He was a loyal family man’ . Turning […] More

  • The Old Drunk

    A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, “Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?” The drunk looks back and says, “Yess, Preasher… I ssssure […] More

  • Newly Married Bride

    Once a mother-in-law explaining the working of her house to her newly married Daughter-in-law. She said, “I am the home minister as well as the finance minister of this house. Your Father in law is the Foreign minister of this house. My son, that is your husband, heads the ministry of demand and supply and […] More

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