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  • WHAT??!!

    A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: Da-ad…” “What?” I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?” No. You had your chance. Lights out.” Five minutes later: “Da-aaaad…” WHAT?” I’m THIRSTY…Can I have a drink of water??” I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have […] More

  • College letters

    A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red “H” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard […] More

  • Good reason

    A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, […] More

  • Human Resources Officer

    Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to […] More

  • Big Nuts

    A teacher puts a photograph of a tomcat on the blackboard and proceeds to ask the class if they can tell her how the tail is attached to the cat. Little Mary has the first attempt and answers, “By fur Miss?” The teacher replies, “Not quite right Mary, but a good try.” Meanwhile all during […] More

  • Does God Exist?

    A Christian and an atheist were neighbors. The Christian one day yells, “Lord please sends me food”. The atheist heard this and replies, “There is no GOD!” The next day the Christian wakes up and goes to her porch to find that there were bags of groceries. She yells, “Thank You LORD for this food!” […] More

  • Son of a Bitch

    A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus six, that son of a bitch is eight. Three plus four, that son of a bitch is seven….” His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?” The little boy answered, “I’m doing my math homework, Mom.” […] More

  • Fortune Teller

    A man was wandering around a fairground, and he happened to see a fortune teller’s tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down. “Ah….” said the woman, as she gazed into her crystal ball. “I see you are the father of two children.” “Ha, you fortune tellers are […] More

  • Thanksgiving turkey

    One Thanksgiving, a friend and I were walking down a main street in Albany when a man comes up to me and gives me a turkey and says, “Happy Thanksgiving!” Without hesitation my friend knocks him out. I asked my friend why he punched the nice man. My friend said, “He gave you the bird!” More

  • Medical Check-up

    An old codger goes to visit his doctor about painful peeing. His wife goes with him because the poor old bloke is hard of hearing. After an examination the Doctor says to the old man, “Right, I’ll need you to leave a urine, semen and feces samples for analysis.” The old man didn’t quite hear […] More

  • Designated decoy

    One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his […] More

  • Total Commitment!

    A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution. “Great idea!` the chicken cried. “Let’s offer them ham and eggs?” “Not so fast,” said the pig testily. “For […] More

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