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  • It’s magic

    David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like to show him a trick. “I will”, replies a guy in the audience, “but I’m going to need your wife Claudia and a table.” “Ok”, says David and the guy gets on stage. He then bends Claudia over the table, pulls down […] More

  • Wise Words

    Employee: “Sir, what is the secret of your success?” Manager: “Two words.” Employee: “And, Sir, what are they?” Manager: “Right decisions.” Employee: “And how do you make right decisions?” Manager: “One word.” Employee: “And, What is that?” Manager: “Experience.” Employee: “And how do you get Experience?” Manager: “Two words.” Employee: “And, Sir, what are they?” […] More

  • Two weeks later…

    While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. “Wow! What a great idea,” he thinks to himself and buys three of them. Two weeks later, however, he goes back to using toilet paper. More

  • The Lost Talking Bird

    My father’s secretary was visibly distraught one morning when she arrived at the office and explained that her children’s parrot had escaped from his cage and flown out an open window. Of all the dangers the tame bird would face outdoors alone, she seemed most concerned about what would happen if the bird started talking. […] More

  • Have you ever seen…

    “Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?” asked the wife. “No,” the husband said. She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill. “Have you ever seen a fifty dollar bill all crumpled up?” she asked. “No,” he said. She […] More

  • Would you remarry?

    One night, Peter was home watching TV when his wife entered the room and asked, “If I died, would you remarry?” Peter thought for a second then said, “Yeah I guess I would”. Then his the wife asked, “Well, would you have her as your golfing partner?” Peter replied, “Yep I probably would do that […] More

  • Going On Vacation

    A housewife answered the door bell to find two beggars outside. “So you’re begging in two’s now?” she asked. “No, only for today,” one of them replied. “I’m showing my replacement the ropes before going on vacation.” More

  • Sweet Markings

    When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think it’s sweet… I just think it’s surprising how many people bring a knife on a date. More

  • After dating

    After dating a young lady for some time a young man decides it is time to marry her. He proceeds with all the necessary plans and finally the day comes. On the day of the wedding the young man has yet to pay the pastor for performing the ceremony. However the pastor has a plan. […] More

  • Give up my seat

    Little Mary: “Mummy, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.” Mom: “Well, that is alright, Annie.” Little Mary: “But Mummy, I was sitting on Daddy’s lap!” More

  • Nice flowers!

    An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife’s birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to his wife on these dates along with an appropriate note signed, “Your loving husband.” His wife was […] More

  • Goddess of wisdom

    During a museum tour the guide explains, “Here you can see the beautiful statue of Athena…” “Excuse me, madam,” a visitor interjects. “Who is that man behind her? Is he her husband?” “No, Athena wasn’t married: she was the goddess of wisdom.” More

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