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  • Terrible effect

    Two women talking over the garden wall. The first said: “It’s no good Julie, I’m at my wits end. I can’t stand the sight of George any longer. He treats me like sh*t, he’s never at home, he just uses the place as an hotel and I know he’s shagging everyone in sight. It’s had […] More

  • Family Business

    A businessman books into a country hotel, asks for breakfast at 8.30 and requests a girl to come to his room after dinner that night. “That’s outrageous!” says the wife. “What sort of hotel does he think we are running? Go and tell him, Fred.” But her husband thinks it’s a lot of fuss about […] More

  • The milkman

    The milkman delivers the milk the day before Christmas and rings the bell of number 11, hoping for a festive tip. As the door opens, he sees a beautiful woman standing there wearing a see-through nightie. She takes him by the hand and guides him upstairs where she makes mad passionate love to him. At […] More

  • Come quickly

    An emergency call was made to the local police station. “Come quickly,” gasped the voice, “a burglar is trapped in the bedroom of an old spinster.” “We’ll be right there,” said the desk sergeant. “May I ask who’s talking?” “It’s me, the burglar, help!” More

  • I really tricked you

    A simple young man got very drunk one day and was caught short on the way home so he relieved himself in the local river. At that moment a policeman came along and shouted to him. “Stop that immediately, put it away and go home, you drunken sod.” The man stuck his d*ck back inside […] More

  • Did it hurt?

    Two six-year-old boys are standing in the toilet having a pee. One turns to the other and says, “Your dinky doesn’t have any skin on it.” “That’s because I’ve been circumcised,” he replies. “Cor! What does that mean?” “It means the skin’s been cut off the end.” “How old were you when they did that?” […] More

  • New Hearing Aid

    Having lost most of his hearing a number of years ago, this elderly man goes to the doctor to be fitted with hearing aids which promise to allow him to hear 100%. A month later, he returns to the doctor for a check up on his progress. The doctor tells him that his hearing is […] More

  • Students’ behavoiur in different Classes

    1st-3rd: Hey! I studied everything for exams. 4th-6th: Hey! That question was very hard so I didn’t attempt it. 7th-10th: Hey! Studied only important questions. 11th: I think 4 chapters are enough to get passing marks. 12th: Which exam is tomorrow? College: Crazy guys! At least you should have told me that there’s an exam […] More

  • Sharing the Loot!

    Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbour and decided to go to a calm place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn’t bother […] More

  • My poor car

    A young, rich lawyer had a very bad car crash. The porsche was a write-off but even worse, the lawyer’s arm had been severed. When the paramedics arrived, they heard him whimpering, “My car, oh my poor car.” “Sir,” said one of the helpers, “I think you should be more concerned about your arm.” The […] More

  • Attention All!

    There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, “ATTENTION ALL,” and farts loudly. The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at the drunk and says, “Excuse me, you just farted before my wife.” The drunks replies, “I’m sorry, I […] More

  • Someone to love

    Adam was all alone in the Garden of Eden and as he was wandering about he came across two rabbits, one humping the other. “What are those two rabbits doing?” he asked the Lord. And the Lord replied, “They are making love.” A little later he came across two doves, one mounted on the other. “Lord, what are […] More

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