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  • Angry Pizza Customer

    An angry customer and an apologetic Domino’s Pizza: Customer: Yo, I ordered a Pizza and it came with no toppings on it or anything, Its just plain bread! Domino’s: We’re extremely sorry to hear about this. Customer (minutes later): Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down! More

  • Free Hard Drinks On-Board

    A flight attendant on an Airline’s cross-country flight nervously announced about 30 minutes outbound from Chandigarh, “I don’t know how this happened, but we have 110 passengers on board and only 40 dinners…” When the passengers’ muttering had died down, she continued, “Anyone who is kind enough to give up his meal so that someone […] More

  • Great Party

    A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party. The day of the party the wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was […] More

  • Two Geniuses

    An interesting exchange between two geniuses, Einstein said to Chaplin: “What I most admire about your art… You don’t say a word, and the rest of the world understands you.” “It is true”, answered Chaplin, “but your glory is even greater. The whole world admires you, even though they don’t understand a word of what […] More

  • Airplane Drink

    An airplane encountered some turbulence, it started juddering and rocking noticeably from side to side. The flight crew wheeled out the drinks cart to keep the passengers calm. The attendant asked a business man: “Would you like a drink?” “Why not?” he replied unkindly “I’ll have whatever the pilot’s been having.” More

  • Hot Dog!

    Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs. “Odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.” Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a […] More

  • Before we go any further

    The guy says, before we go any further, I should warn you that I’m hung like a baby. His new husband looked a bit disappointed, but then said well thats ok, now I have something to tell you. This isn’t really my penis, I use a little padding. He takes his clothes off and sure […] More

  • How did you manage?

    Reporter: “So you are 100 years old. How did you manage to live so long?” Old man: “Well, son, I got married when I was 21. The wife and I decided that if we had arguments, the loser would take a long walk to get over being mad. I suppose I have been benefitted most […] More

  • The Snail

    A man was sitting in his house when he heard a tapping on the door. He went to see who it was. He opened the door and looked around he then heard a tiny voice, “Hey mister, could you lend me 10 bucks?” The man looked down and saw a snail sitting on his porch. […] More

  • Sex morality

    The Dean of Women was introducing the newcomers to the college and thought fit to touch the subject of sex morality: “In moments of temptation, ask yourselves just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?” At the end of the lecture she asked if there were any questions. One of […] More

  • The Iowa Wage and Hour Department

    The Iowa Wage and Hour Department claimed a man owning a small farm was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent to interview him. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the agent. “Well, there are my hired hands. One has been with me […] More

  • Whatsapp blunder

    George received a msg on Whatsapp from his neighbour Toby. The msg read as follows: “Need to make a confession to you, George. I cannot carry the burden of this guilt anymore. I have been using your wife, day and night, when you are away. In fact, I have been using more than you. It […] More

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