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  • Vote for Me

    A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group of politicians. A Congressman quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, “I’m the local MP and I hope you’ll vote for me […] More

  • The Angel and the Statues

    In a city park stood two beautiful statues, one female and the other male — both nude. These two statues faced each other for many, many years. Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, “The two of you have been truly exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people that […] More

  • How was your game, dear?

    “How was your game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Tracy. “Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see where the ball went,” he answered. “But you’re 75 years old, Jack!” admonished his wife, “Why don’t you take my brother Scott along?” “But he’s 85 and doesn’t play golf anymore,” […] More

  • Having a Bad Day

    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric socket. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she ran outside and grabbed a handy plank of wood and smacked him with it, […] More

  • Being Possible

    The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A chorus of responses came from all over the room. “A football player.” “A doctor.” “An astronaut.” “The president.” “A fireman.” “A teacher.” “A race car driver.” Everyone that is, except Little Johnny. The teacher noticed he was sitting there quiet […] More

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